Friday, December 31, 2010


we have used the word 'mucus' in this house more in the last few weeks than ever before. s is convinced that she will have this song in her head until we conceive...

  01 Mucus by penelopewaits

you have to be able to laugh at the gross stuff!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

pee stick!

i did my first opk test today! i am disproportionately excited about this. i know it's going to become very boring and tedious very quickly, but this first one feels like another important little step towards eventual conception and that's kind of awesome.

i'm not ovulating. which is as it should be, as i'm currently on day 9 of my cycle.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

it suits you

this christmas we met my cousin elsie for the first time.

i must confess, i was a bit of a baby-hog. her chubby little arms, her tiny little fingers, her gummy grin - it was impossible to let her go!

as i held her, and we pulled faces at each other, and she grasped my finger, my aunty said "that suits you."
i just said: "give us a couple of months. we're working on it."

Wednesday, December 22, 2010


it was solstice the other day. s and i went over to a dear friends house and celebrated the turning of the year.

we like to get crafty with our celebrations. first we made pretty wreaths to wear, and then we did some clay moulding. i made my own little fertility goddess, inspired by venus of willendorf. she has secrets in her belly, and was crafted under a full blood-moon.

she's sitting on a bed of dried rose petals near our bed. will she bring us luck in 2011? i don't know, but i love her either way.

Sunday, December 19, 2010


all the books say, if you're inseminating with sperm from a known donor, having a written agreement between all the adults involved in the baby-making process is pretty important.

we're close friends with our donor, and we have a trusting and respectful relationship. i don't forsee that changing, but if i've learned one thing in my 28 years on this planet it's that life is unpredictable. relationships shift, people change, unexpected events occur, and nothing is certain. our agreement is as much for our donor's peace of mind as it is for ours. we want to feel that our rights as sole parents of the baby are protected. he needs to know that he is not going to find himself responsible for parenting duties that he never signed up for.

discussing all the minute specifics has been a really good way of making sure we're all on the same page before we begin inseminating. for example, we had thought that we'd like to tell our child who the donor who helped conceive them was, but it turns out that b and b's b were not so keen on that. getting together to talk about this in the context of drawing up an agreement meant that we could discuss the issue and come to an understanding of how all parties felt about it.

this process isn't over. we'll continue to ponder and discuss our expectations, feelings and wishes until we're all happy. we've also factored a couple of clauses into the document that allow for certain of it's aspects to be changed should circumstances (always pertaining to the best interests of the child) change.

all my preliminary research into the nitty-gritty details what a document of this nature should include yielded frustratingly sparse results. i read books, i looked at blogs, but i ended up with gists and ideas rather than solid outlines. luckily b, and b's b did a lot of preparation before our first meeting, and had a well structured list of things to consider. i thought i'd go over some of these here, in the hope that they might prove a useful resource for anyone doing their own research.

  • where will insemination take place? will you collect semen from the donor and then take it to another location to inseminate?
  • how many times per cycle is your donor willing to commit to providing semen?
  • how will you communicate about timing? (it's good to be specific about this - email and text messages often go unchecked, so you may want to stipulate that phone communication is required for this)
  • how many cycles is your donor willing to commit to assisting you?
  • what tests will you require your donor to undergo? will you want them to be screened for sexually transmitted diseases? will you want them to have a sperm count?
  • who will pay for medical expenses? 
  • you may want to include a clause that requires your donor to disclose any unsafe sexual activity during the periods you are inseminating.
  • do you want to know about any potential genetic issues that may arise?
  • what information will go on the birth certificate? (you'll want to consult relevant laws about what you are required to report)
  • will the child know the identity of the donor? 
  • will the donor's family know of the existence of the child? what will their role be in the child's life (if any)?
  • will your donor be in any way responsible for the financial maintenance of the child?
  • will your child be a beneficiary of your donor's will, or superannuation should the donor pass away during the child's lifetime? if your donor is partnered, or has other family, this could potentially be a particularly important question.
    family dynamic
    • will your donor have a role in the family?
    • how will you make decisions regarding the child's education, health, social and religious affiliations? 
    • where will the child live?
    • what kind of communication will the child and the donor have?

    we also included an agreed process of dispute resolution in the document, outlined escalation processes, and who would be responsible for the associated expense. the chances of this being an issue are slim, but again, you can never really know.

    i've found this process to be a very positive one. something about sitting down together and discussing all these details made it all seem like the wheels are finally grinding into motion, and this thing is really, truly happening.

    Thursday, December 16, 2010

    here we go...

    so, we waited.

    and now a series of events have transpired, and baby-making is back on the agenda!
    i am so unspeakably excited! i'm actually having to consciously distract myself from the whole thing from time to time, because i don't want it to be the only thing i ever think and talk about.

    having said that, there's a lot to read, and a lot to plan, and i'm glad i'm getting on that.

    one book that has been invaluable so far is the new essential guide to lesbian conception, pregnancy & birth by stephanie brill. it has many things to recommend it.
    • the language used is not only queer friendly, but trans friendly. it makes no assumptions about the structure of the family that you are trying to create.
    • brill not only discusses the physiology of conception, pregnancy and birth, but acknowledges the emotional and psychological side of it as well. she does this with the experience of queer people in mind. for example:
    "looking deep inside your body [using a speculum] is an incredibly intimate experience. thinking of doing so can make you feel very vulnerable. it can feel scary for people who are uncomfortable with vaginal penetration, or for those who have a history of sexual abuse or assault. you're not a failure if you choose not to use a speculum to monitor your cervix..."
    • the book is comprehensive. it covers everything from pre-conception considerations to post-partum care. there are useful tables and diagrams, and everything is explained clearly. i have learned so much about my own body by reading it, and the resources included, such as the fertility chart are so useful.
    • brill acknowledges and celebrates the variability among women and their bodies. she uses lots or real-life examples to illustrate the fact that we're all individuals who will experience these processes differently. you're not made to feel weird or defective if you have a shorter or longer than average cycle, or if you ovulate more than once a month. it's very reassuring!

    while is is specifically written for lesbians, i can highly recommend this book for anyone trying to conceive because of the wealth of information it contains about the physiological, psychological and emotional processes that take place when you're trying to make a baby.

    i'm off to read more about monitoring my vaginal mucus, and tracking my basal body temperature... oh yeah, you read that right.